English SMS Jokes

SMS-Jokes

English SMS Jokes

Enjoy Our Collection Of English SMS Jokes

SMS-Jokes

 


Husband Wanted To Call D Hospital 2 Ask About His Pregnant Wife, But Accidently Called D Cricket Stadium.

He Asks, “How’s The Situation?”

He Was Shocked & Nearly Died On Hearing The Reply. They Said, “It’s Fine. 4 Are Out, Hope To Get Another  6  Out By lunch, Last One Was A Duck!” 😉


Once There Was A Fight in Btwn Me And A Tiger,,,

I Ran Away,,,
Why?

2 Save the Tiger…

Only 1411 R Left!!
Otherwise U Know Me 😉


Universal Truth We Learnt:-

“Sun Rises In The East”
Fact:- “Sun Neither Rises Nor Sets, Only Earth Rotates..!”.
Moral 🙂
“Education Spoils Our Commonsense”